Friday, November 30, 2012

After the Wizard



Please do not waste $1.20 on this movie. DO NOT USE A FREE PROMO CODE ON IT EITHER. 
There should be negative stars for movies like this.
Do not be fooled by the cover. The girl who plays "Dorothy/Elizabeth is not that cute in the film. It was really confusing. Dorothy hadn't aged and yet her Aunt and Uncle died years ago. She was totally wacky.  I didn't understand the "My names not Elizabeth, I'm Dorothy." Dorothy lived in a series of foster homes until she was placed in an orphanage and she freaking sucks at acting!!! 
YOU SUCK!
The costumes were terrible, and even more disappointing was the lion was in the movie for about 5 seconds. He was the most interesting character they had. 
You had to watch the Tin Woodsman and The Scare Crow the whole movie and they were only a little bit better at acting then Dorothy.
 I found myself staring at the Tin Woodsman's crows feet which were accentuated by his thick silver make-up. Come on? Couldn't they afford a better hat for him? He wore a beanie.

How dare they defile the Wizard of Oz to promote this garbage. ROAR!

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