Golden Winter

Disclaimer: This was a Redbox Rental, not Netflix.

Why do they keep making these awful movies about puppies? I can't take it anymore. I know why... Because every time my kids see it at the Redbox, it has cute puppies on it and they just have to have it. Of course they want Mommy to sit through it. So while they would rate it a million stars I'd rather stab myself in the neck with the nearest sharp object. 

I have to admit this was not quite as horrible as the Disney Buddies Movies. If I ever see that director I'm going to walk up to him and punch him right in the nose. I wouldn't even feel bad because he deserves it for  the hours of hell he's put me through.

Alright back to "Golden Winter". It's about punk teenagers who play video games and eat lots of candy. The punk teenagers squat in a vacant home where some asshole left 6 beautiful dogs behind because they couldn't pay rent.

Here's an idea... instead of abandoning the dogs with zero food to eat, sell the pedigree puppies for 500 or 600 bucks each and pay your rent. Then nobody has to watch this movie.
Moving on...
There's one teenager who's not quite like the others and wants to help the puppies instead allowing his idiot friends to profit off of them. See even a teenager figured out the dogs were valuable. The puppies of course understand English completely, and have no problems communicating with the boy Oliver. They also can open doors with mops (oh wait a shitty stuffed animal can)
I wont spoil it too much more because I know there are some children out there who would stare unblinkingly at the TV when it's on. I at least have to show some appreciation for the quiet I got out of this movie. 1 Star? Kids Millions.